Tannellnur is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, fast beaver.

Tannellnur created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tannellnur, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tannellnur, he will send minions to preach to you.

Tannellnur's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tannellnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Never prepare coconuts during autumn.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.