Podcibbif is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered snake.

Podcibbif created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Podcibbif, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Podcibbif, she will think nothing of it.

Podcibbif's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Podcibbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle copper while unclean.

2. Retreat if five moths approach from the west.

3. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.