Wadcibvin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, selfish naga.

Wadcibvin created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wadcibvin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wadcibvin, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wadcibvin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Wadcibvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Erect four iron sculptures of Wadcibvin on top of important buildings.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not prepare bananas while filled with pride.