Nartarplegyogbannellin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust dragonfly.

Nartarplegyogbannellin created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Nartarplegyogbannellin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nartarplegyogbannellin, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nartarplegyogbannellin's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nartarplegyogbannellin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nartarplegyogbannellin.

3. Do not take Nartarplegyogbannellin's name in vain.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always wear black.