Sitgilteen is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm skunk.

Sitgilteen created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sitgilteen, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sitgilteen, he will laugh at you.

Sitgilteen's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Sitgilteen's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sitgilteen.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing eight iron spheres on your chest.

5. Do not prepare peas while filled with envy.