Bedfadcip is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciful alligator.

Bedfadcip created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedfadcip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bedfadcip, it will turn you into a worm.

Bedfadcip's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bedfadcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always remove hats before touching silicon.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never skip in the presence of elders.