Gennuttlamlen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, flying owl.

Gennuttlamlen created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gennuttlamlen, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gennuttlamlen, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gennuttlamlen's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gennuttlamlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat on holy days.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not travel during spring.