Bushenten is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident crocodile.

Bushenten created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bushenten, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bushenten, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bushenten's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bushenten's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must love Bushenten.

3. Always count to four before sleeping.

4. Never paint your face purple.

5. Do not name children after capybaras.