Mabsterhad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic rhinoceros.

Mabsterhad created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabsterhad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mabsterhad, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mabsterhad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Mabsterhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.