Fligceb is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic bear.

Fligceb created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligceb, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fligceb, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fligceb's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Fligceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always share gooseberries with strangers, but never with squirrels.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Never eat green fruit.