Haskemfed is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic butterfly.

Haskemfed created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Haskemfed, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Haskemfed, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Haskemfed's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Haskemfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Never skip in the presence of elders.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never wear turquoise coats on sacred days.