Betarfrow is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, flying porpoise.

Betarfrow created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betarfrow, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Betarfrow, he will jump up and down on your head.

Betarfrow's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Betarfrow's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

3. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never point your feet toward the south during prayer.