Flagcissmilnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, generous jaguar.

Flagcissmilnurt created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagcissmilnurt, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flagcissmilnurt, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Flagcissmilnurt's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Flagcissmilnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

2. You must love Flagcissmilnurt.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Always store limes above ground.

5. Always wear white.