Fut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable grasshopper.

Fut created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fut, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fut's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fut.

2. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near manatees while wearing pink coats.

4. Always wash your legs before prayer.

5. Do not cook food in pots.