Capvoglabrut is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, self-confident wombat.

Capvoglabrut created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Capvoglabrut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Capvoglabrut, she will destroy your favourite star.

Capvoglabrut's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Capvoglabrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Capvoglabrut.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

5. Never point your face toward the west during prayer.