Mattafrull is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent owl.

Mattafrull created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mattafrull, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mattafrull, he will strike you with lightening.

Mattafrull's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Mattafrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never prepare figs during summer.

5. Do not commit murder.