Dimcatlog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, grumpy armadillo.

Dimcatlog created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Dimcatlog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dimcatlog, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dimcatlog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dimcatlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Worship no other gods but Dimcatlog.