Tofrullyat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise spider.

Tofrullyat created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Tofrullyat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tofrullyat, he will turn you into a mole.

Tofrullyat's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tofrullyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

3. Worship no other gods but Tofrullyat.

4. Heed all dreams.

5. Never write about spacetime.