Gebkappop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, annoying cat.

Gebkappop created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebkappop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gebkappop, she will turn you into a rat.

Gebkappop's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gebkappop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Gebkappop on top of all buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.