Quagjadcebgepbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent toad.

Quagjadcebgepbiss created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagjadcebgepbiss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quagjadcebgepbiss, he will try to impress you with trees.

Quagjadcebgepbiss' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Quagjadcebgepbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never point your feet toward the west during prayer.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Quagjadcebgepbiss on top of all buildings.