Govhignib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous lion.

Govhignib created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govhignib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Govhignib, she will be mildly annoyed.

Govhignib's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Govhignib's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

2. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

3. Always share gooseberries with strangers, but never with eagles.

4. Hide if four frogs approach from the west.

5. Govhignib must be the most important thing in your life.