Stipquatfed is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, moody dog.

Stipquatfed created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipquatfed, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stipquatfed, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stipquatfed's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Stipquatfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Never allow moths to witness sacred rites.

3. Always share oranges with strangers, but never with bats.

4. Never paint your face blue.

5. Never eat peas on holy days.