Matfebbug is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unfair salamander.

Matfebbug created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Matfebbug, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Matfebbug, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Matfebbug's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Matfebbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Matfebbug in the centre of the settlement.