Rulbeppog is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, astonishing hydra.

Rulbeppog created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulbeppog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rulbeppog, she will turn you into a worm.

Rulbeppog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rulbeppog's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while unclean.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Rulbeppog loves badgers, so they must be respected.

5. Shun those given to sloth.