Miszansig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unfair whale.

Miszansig created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Miszansig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Miszansig, he will turn you into a slug.

Miszansig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Miszansig's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to eight before sleeping.

2. Never eat lemons on fasting days.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always look after injured ants.