Rulsaftip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating ferret.

Rulsaftip created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulsaftip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rulsaftip, it will turn you into a worm.

Rulsaftip's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Rulsaftip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after seals.

2. Do not record secrets concerning nebulae.

3. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

4. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

5. Always help sick manatees.