Kenzanbog is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous meerkat.

Kenzanbog created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kenzanbog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kenzanbog, it will think nothing of it.

Kenzanbog's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Kenzanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Do not travel during spring.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.