Rullrapvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless wasp.

Rullrapvonk created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rullrapvonk, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rullrapvonk, she will turn you into a mole.

Rullrapvonk's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Rullrapvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Never feed rice to foxes while wearing ear rings.

5. Never remain kneeling at midday.