Buthudkamhab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, amazing weasel.

Buthudkamhab created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buthudkamhab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Buthudkamhab, it will have a low opinion of you.

Buthudkamhab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Buthudkamhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

2. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.