Rawcubbed is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome narwhal.

Rawcubbed created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawcubbed, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rawcubbed, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Rawcubbed's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Rawcubbed's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.