Aftencut is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, grumpy hydra.

Aftencut created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Aftencut, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Aftencut, she will manifest in front of you.

Aftencut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Aftencut's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all visions.

2. Always wash your hands before prayer.

3. Aftencut must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always stare at clouds.