Largflagladlak is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish dove.

Largflagladlak created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largflagladlak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Largflagladlak, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Largflagladlak's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Largflagladlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Largflagladlak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Largflagladlak.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.