Wodsawnel is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, idiotic mole.

Wodsawnel created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wodsawnel, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wodsawnel, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wodsawnel's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Wodsawnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always share grapes with strangers, but never with otters.

2. Do not fashion tools from gold.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Never wear pink trousers.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.