Dutnuttnig Goffemzakrapgov is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, grumpy pigeon.

Dutnuttnig Goffemzakrapgov created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Dutnuttnig Goffemzakrapgov, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dutnuttnig Goffemzakrapgov, she will think nothing of it.

Dutnuttnig Goffemzakrapgov's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dutnuttnig Goffemzakrapgov's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Dutnuttnig Goffemzakrapgov in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.