Dudjipvil is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, caring dragonfly.

Dudjipvil created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudjipvil, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dudjipvil, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dudjipvil's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dudjipvil's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dudjipvil.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not keep eight geese in a large pit.

4. Do not gather at walls at dawn.

5. Never record signs.