Huning is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, witless newt.

Huning created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Huning, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Huning, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Huning's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Huning's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Never mention shrews.

5. Never eat tomatoes.