Wodmindog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise meerkat.

Wodmindog created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodmindog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wodmindog, she will ignore you.

Wodmindog's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Wodmindog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wodmindog.

2. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

3. Always share lentils with strangers, but never with manatees.

4. Never handle zinc while unclean.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near ants while wearing turquoise boots.