Sasyartkapjan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving dragon.

Sasyartkapjan created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasyartkapjan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sasyartkapjan, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sasyartkapjan's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sasyartkapjan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six nickel sculptures of Sasyartkapjan on top of important buildings.

2. Never adorn your chest with turquoise markings.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

5. Run away if three frogs approach from the north.