Fadcibdav Danpanben is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous grasshopper.

Fadcibdav Danpanben created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadcibdav Danpanben, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fadcibdav Danpanben, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fadcibdav Danpanben's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fadcibdav Danpanben's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands black.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fadcibdav Danpanben.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Always help sick swans.

5. Do not cook food in pots.