Queegsanbam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Queegsanbam created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegsanbam, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Queegsanbam, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Queegsanbam's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Queegsanbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near badgers while wearing pink shorts and balancing six zinc spheres on your neck.

3. Remain standing during prayer.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not drink alcohol.