Wikfodtab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent mouse.

Wikfodtab created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Wikfodtab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wikfodtab, it will come to you in dreams.

Wikfodtab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Wikfodtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Always remove rings before entering holy places.