Fendosszim is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, self-assured weasel.

Fendosszim created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fendosszim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fendosszim, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fendosszim's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fendosszim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Never talk about gravity near badgers while wearing orange kilts.

3. Do not gather at doors at dusk.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about fire.