Volbushasliglistdit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent swan.

Volbushasliglistdit created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Volbushasliglistdit, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Volbushasliglistdit, it will not care at all.

Volbushasliglistdit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Volbushasliglistdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Never handle platinum while unclean.

5. Never eat peanuts.