Cebpidfig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil cobra.

Cebpidfig created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebpidfig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cebpidfig, it will be very sad.

Cebpidfig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cebpidfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at walls at midday.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Cebpidfig on top of important buildings.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.