Gidpadyog is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, caring horse.

Gidpadyog created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidpadyog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gidpadyog, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gidpadyog's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gidpadyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never run in autumn.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.