Likfarnjip is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying crab.

Likfarnjip created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Likfarnjip, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Likfarnjip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Likfarnjip's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Likfarnjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never gather three snails in one place.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.