Parkhoncat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident fish.

Parkhoncat created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkhoncat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Parkhoncat, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Parkhoncat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Parkhoncat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Parkhoncat in the centre of the settlement.