Sawipbed is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing wren.

Sawipbed created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawipbed, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sawipbed, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sawipbed's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sawipbed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Sawipbed on top of all buildings.

2. Never sing in spring.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing orange shorts and balancing nine gold spheres on your back.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not fashion tools from lead.