Rigyokwot is a god.

She takes the form of a large, dishonourable squirrel.

Rigyokwot created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigyokwot, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rigyokwot, she will refuse to believe in you.

Rigyokwot's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rigyokwot's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Never think about gravity near monkeys while wearing blue scarves and balancing four nickel spheres on your back.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never prepare melons during spring.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.