Bossogcep is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent walrus.

Bossogcep created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossogcep, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bossogcep, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bossogcep's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bossogcep's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

4. Never cross rivers at midnight.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.